Tuesday, 26 June 2007

Where are the comments....









OKay, where R the comments? The press gang are after me, Cluless Lane has rounded up her possie of wanna-be reporters......get on with it woman. Now Clueless Lane says that as she is a paparatzzi reporter she is wasting her time with Croc and should be interviewing Paris Hilton getting out of prison nogaal! What is becoming of staff these days, where are the good ones? hmmmm...

I just don't know what I'm going to do with Clueless Lane, her spelling is terrible, she doesn't spell check, her grammer is all mashuga, and she is JUST full of herself these days.....hmmm the chopping block for her I can just see it.....My readers need real news.

Well last Tuesday we headed off to Ringwood about 1hrs drive from Lymington to a little dorp where Stev and mandy had to swear leagence to the Queen - did you know her nick name is Bessie? Did you know that? There was a Zim family, Indian, Malaysian, Pakistani, and the Sef Efricans. The Queen's rep was a brigadier general of the navy who presented the certificates etc. It was such a cool afternoon, such fun, the 2 ladies also with the govt. office were full of fun and jokes and said that S & M could wrap themselves in the Union Jack Flag - they were to 'Skaam'...Pops and 'Croc' have decided that when its their turn, they are taking champagne and snacks and make it really fun. I hope they have an evening one for our turn.
Clueless Lane is really lame.....now look what she's done, the text is suppose to be UNDER the pictures not at the bottom of everything....I just don't know......
Anyway for some good news.....Croc has been working SO hard at the college with all these new students coming in for New Student Day next Tuesday, she sent off 1526 letters, ALL mail merged (if you don't mind!!) all printed on the gem of an HP printer, put into envelopes all on her own, THEN.....wait for it, Monday started at 8:15am with 35 messages on the voice mail, by end of Monday had taken 165 phone calls and 169 voice mails on the phone.....aaaaagh.......Oh My Goodness.....(expression like Gramsy spoke to Max) Croc only left the office at 1/2 past 5, and was in bed asleep by 9:15pm ag shame poor old thaaang! In the office by 8:15 today. Croc managed to listen to ALL the voice mails, and write them down, and enter everything on the data base including opening the post, and mail merging 1011 letters and ordering T Shirts, and getting 250 copies each of 5 letters also to go into the new lot of mail ready for the New Students Day on Tuesday, and organised refreshments for the English Tutors in the Conference Room, oh and managed to have 1 wee all day, 3 cups of coffee, 1 rice cake and a small yoghurt. Backwards and forwards to the Repro office - Tersh its massive with all the latest printers, that print massive stuff - in size I mean, Croc was going ballistic.....oh then........Simon - Croc's boss/line manager/sort of head master for the students 6th form pulls up a chair at 10 past 5 this evening says, Oh 'Croc' (Croc doesn't give out her REAL name)_ do you want a permenant job? And of course 'Croc' doesn't think first, just says, 'Oh are you offering me a job?' Well says Simon, there could very possibly be a job opening VERY soon in this department as one of the lady's in the office wants to leave.......won't that be great. Croc LOVES working at the College.....
So oh yes where was I.....hmmmmm...senior moment.....about Croc being married.....Clueless Lane thinks Croc is having an affair with this grey haired old bloke that sleeps in vests, and catches fish.....it was his birthday recently, so to cause a bit of trouble Clueless Lane found this pic to verify the affair......hmmmmm. What is this blog coming to...... Clueless Lane says that you will ALL have to wait for the next episode, - to keep you guessing about the grey hairded old bloke....
Signing off......
Up Up and awwwaaaaay yyyyyyyyyyyyy

1 comment:

KJ-Starre said...

Hahahahahahah! you are so funny Croc. I love the photies. And luv how you arranged them. Verrry professional!

How come no more news! No slacking now!!

Hope you have a nice day

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